50+ Best Christmas Pick Up Lines
What are the best Xmas pick up lines to use this year?.
Here is a combination of the best Merry Christmas pick up lines to use on her or him this Christmas or Christmas eve.
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Merry Christmas (Xmas Holidays) Pick Up Lines:
Believe me, even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?.
Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey, If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
I like milk and cookies on Xmas but I would rather have you.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays, nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
I’ve got something special in the sack for you.
I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
If I were a snowman, I’d definitely melt standing next to you cause you’re just too hot for me to handle.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
My best toys run on batteries.
Do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag, Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Honestly, Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
Hey there, The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
Do you wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?.
What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something h*rny.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
HI, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?.
I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m pretty into mistle-toe.
I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man – I can go all night long.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
I know when you’ve been bad or good… so let’s skip the small talk.
I’m like a Christmas present, because you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
Pick some of your favorite pick up lines from this article and use them during Christmas holidays, have fun and go get you a cute person.
We Wish You A Very Happy Merry Christmas!