55+ Best Blind & Deaf Pick Up Lines

Here are the best pick up lines inspired by blind and deaf.

They include funny pick up lines, dirty pick-up lines, cheesy pick up lines, smooth pick up lines and other related pick up lines.

Blind and Deaf Pick Up Lines:

Hey, baby, can I charge your hearing aid battery?.

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

Talking in sign language is so sexy.

That’s odd. Your acne spells let’s knock boots ” in braille.”.

They say that like master like dog. My dog is loyal like me.

They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let’s make love.

They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad.

Hold my hand. I will follow you everywhere you go.

I can’t believe you’ve never met a Deaf person before.

I can’t see my penis. Can you tell me what it looks like?.

I could smell you all day.

I know you can not talk, but your body language says it all.

I love it when you finger me.

I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps.

I read lips all the time, and you have the prettiest lip I ever seem.

I think I am blind to all of life’s problems because you have opened my eyes to all of life’s beauty.

I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.

I would totally go on a blind date with you.

I’ll make your eyes roll back in ecstasy. Never say the deaf can’t lead the blind.

I’m fluent in Sign Language.

I’m flying blind here. Can I land on you tonight?.

I’m good with my hands and mouth

If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.

If I tell you, you have a pretty fingers, would you hold it again me?

If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

Is that a white cane in your pocket or you are very happy to see me?.

Let’s just let our hands do all the talking.

Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.

Love is blind, and marriage is a real eye-opener.

Love is blind, hard to find, difficult to get, and impossible to forget.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither.

We are communicating through my notepad now, but we won’t be needing it in the bedroom.

What up butter face.

When I listen to my heart, it whispers your name.

Will you lend me a hand.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?.

You can call me daredevil.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

You have a really pretty voice. Can I touch your face?.

You know, I was going to come here as a mime tonight until I saw you and just had to say hi.

You made me feel like a blind man seeing the sun for the first time.

You smell like trash, may I take you out?.

You smell pretty.

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

You’re showing me a red light, baby, but all I see is green.

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?.

Your lips must be a magnet because my lips are attracted to it.

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?.

Can you read lips? (You mean the one on your face or…?).

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I’ve never dated a blind chick before.

Do your lips taste as good as they look?.

Do your lips taste as good as your voice?.

Have you ever been with a deaf guy before? That’s two reasons you’ll be screaming my name.

Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation.

Hey baby, you don’t need words for love. Let’s turn off the light and feel our way around.

Hey Baby. Do you like a dog in uniform?.