40+ Best Dark Pick Up Lines

Dark Pick up lines

Welcome to the dark side!

Here are the dirtiest dark pick up lines to flirt easily today.

If you are looking for dark pick up lines, then you landed on the right article.

In this article, we have listed down the best pick up lines inspired by dark.

From dirty dark pick up lines to funny dark pick up lines.

Here are the greatest dark pick up lines for you.

Dark Pick Up Lines:

Do you want to call the cops with me and see who cames first?.

How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!

Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you Know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.

Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.

What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.

How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day. 

I’m stalking you because you might has well be a corn field

If I could choose a place around you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every damn step of the journey. 

I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me. 

There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.

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I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.

You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.

I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille. And no, you don’t have to take it off. 

Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.

Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.

You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on then till I am old and graying.

You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that’s confusing me. I can’t identity you with them on.

Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone. 

I’ve been noticing you noticing me noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o for you!

You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.

Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. 

You have such a banging body, the last time I had such a body to myself, I was stuffing it in my basement. 

I am trying to establish a p*** network. Will you do me the honor of being my first client?

How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back

I hate a ride but I would have to come between you and your dress. It is not needed at the moment

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Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy

How do I like my women? The way I like my coffee. Black and sealed in a bag that is airtight. Also, stored in the deep freezer.

Are you a light switch? I keep getting turned on every time you are around.

I can see our future. We are destined to be married. 

Hey, I have candy out in the back. It is in my van. Would you care for some?

Hi, I came to talk to you following the instructions of the voices in my head. 

Excuse me, I would like to help you exorcise a monster that grows next to you. All you have to do is sck my c**. 

Hey, I notice an abundance of meal down your crotch. Will you like me to eat you out?

You look pretty good. I must have had quite a lot to drink

I want to touch you but you have to promise not to call the cops. 

Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad

I’m throwing you a house party. On my bed

I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain have been drained to give me a boner.

You know what I have got? A knife and a p****. One of them is going inside you tonight.

What’s the difference between a jet and a boner? I don’t have a jet

If you ever want to have a first kid, you will get in bed with me. 

I’m new to this area. Can you lead me on the way to your apartment?

I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your books and crevices.

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