20+ Best Monkey Pick Up Lines

Monkey Pick Up Lines

Love Monkeys?.

Here is a combined list of nothing but the best and most relatable monkey pick up lines to use today.

Animals like monkeys can make extremely funny, cute, clever and dirty pick up lines.

In these article, we have the best monkey pick up lines that can actually be used by both guys to pick up girls or used by ladies to pick up guys.

With that being said, below are monkey pick up lines for you and your spacial someone.

Monkey Pick Up Lines:

Baby I promise, if I were a monkey I would climb you often.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Please don’t hurt my monkey. Strike it gently and see it rise. 

Someone told me that you like monkeys. Will you play with mine?

Hey girl, if you worked at a zoo and I were a monkey, would you keep me?

I’m told monkeys make great lovers because they know the penalty for early withdrawal. Will I be your monkey?

So am told a banana does the body good, but how many have you been taking to make you this good?

How about we play zoo and you tame my monkey?

I wouldn’t slap you if you were my monkey; I would only five your face. 

Do you love monkeys? Would you tame mine?

Do you visit the zoo often? Because you may have the skills to tame my monkey. 

If you lost your monkey, would you tame mine?

I have got a plenty of bananas your monkey can play with. 

Would you mind playing with my monkey? 

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Can we drink you + me tonight?

Want to hang out? I can help. 

I find you really a-peeling. 

How about we get down to monkey business? 

Someone told me that you like monkeys. Will you play with mine?

Hey girl, if you worked at a zoo and I were a monkey, would you keep me?

I’m told monkeys make great lovers because they know the penalty for early withdrawal. Will I be your monkey?

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