50+ Best FBI, NSA and CIA Pick Up Lines

FBI, CIA and NSA pick up lines

Looking for the best pick up lines that are inspired by FBI or NSA and CIA?.

Here is a collection of more than 50 greatest, funniest, smartest, cheesy and clever pick up lines to flirt with today.

FBI – NSA – CIA Pick Up Lines:

Just relax while we unzip your files.

Let me buy you dinner, I know you don’t have much in your bank account.

Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.

My love for you is unconstitutional

Roses are red, violets are blue, your pin number 6852.

Are you on FBI’s most wanted? Cause you’re at the top of my list.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?.

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.

Every breath you take.

Girl, I can’t wait to violate your privacy in real life.

Girl, I haven’t had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone. Smile, I unlocked your webcam.

Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Hey baby, I know what you did last summer.

Hey baby, I’d do anything to get with you… like lowering your ex’s credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list.

Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you’ve left your oven on

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Hey baby… what are you wearing? Just kidding, I’m watching you.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it.

Hey, I’ve never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby.

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?.

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I’ve been watching you for a looooong time.

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don’t samba?.

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother’s maiden name, SSN and your car’s VIN.

I couldn’t help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you.

I feel like I’ve known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration.

I feel like I’ve known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight.

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle.

I knew you’d be here.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but you’ve got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam.

I think he got the point.

I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too.

I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together.

I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling…! My love for you is unconstitutional.

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I will be keeping an eye on your smile, and off your perfectly formed arse!

I’d never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF

I’m incredibly rich. Here’s a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

I’m so honored to meet you. I’m kind of a big fan, I’ve read all of your emails.

I’ve got a tap on you, now I just need that ass.

If being sexy was a crime, you would be on FBI’s most wanted list.

Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?.

Are you the CIA? Because I don’t think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my chat log reviews all day.

Baby your Verizon line ain’t the only thing I’m trying to tap.

Baby, my drones aren’t the only thing that have heat a seeking missile.

Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink.

Could you help me find my stationary?

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all Day.

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