35+ Best Serial Killer Pick Up Lines

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Here is a list of more than 35 random serial killer pick up lines to use on flirting with your crush.

Serial Killer Pick Up Lines:

Your skull should be the prize of my collection cause you have the most terrific bone structure. 

Would you love the taste of blood and metal? I can let you. 

The demon in my neighbor’s dog told me that you’re the perfect mate.

Your touch would make me jump out of my woman skins.

You are so cute that I could eat you up if I were a small boy.

Tonight I hope you give me your kidney intestines, liver and heart. 

As long as you kill all the neighbors, you will be part of my family.

Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?

That bra looks great on you. Don’t you think it will look better in an evidence bag?

Would you stop screaming if I said you have a beautiful body?

Hey baby, you look cute in those jeans. I’d like to chop off those legs.

I came because the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

You’d look better dead.

Could you please give me the direction to your heart and kidneys?

If you were a broom, I could snap your head off and clean the floor with it. 

I’ve never met you before. Could you be from Tennessee? Because that’s the only state I’m not wanted in.

Could you kiss my lip better if I bit it?

If you were a drug, I would crush you and put you in my drink.

I wish I could rip both of your eyes just to have more holes to screw you in. 

Can u get between your legs so that I can eat my way straight to your heart?

I like you like I like my coffee, chopped up and in the freezer. 

You look like angel. I can help you get back to heaven.

You need to come back to my place to see what is inside my trunk.

I smell like chloroform, want to smell me?

I’m not pleased to see you, and luckily there’s a gun in my pocket.

Your place or mine? I have the tools ready, a rope and a knife.

Mind if I try on your skin? It’s nice.

I’m tempted to chop off your legs because you look so nice in that jeans.

I’m gonna kill the s*** in you, better call God. 

If home is where your heart is, then my home is in you. Remember my home is a knife.

I wish you could get some air but I ate you lungs. 

I see my hands in your intestines. I guess you have a mirror in them.