200+ Best Pick Up Lines In South Africa

Here is a list of the best pick up lines that will, with no doubt help you pick up a South African.

This pick up lines are categorized in different sectors from the hottest pick up lines in SA to the coolest pick up lines down to the dirtiest pick up lines and the cutest pick up lines in South Africa.

If you have a South African crash or you want to approach someone you have been eyeing on for a while now.

You are in the right place, because in this article we have listed, Dirty, Cute, Cheesy and Funny Pick-up lines in South Africa that guarantee to get you a positive feedback.

These pick up lines are not necessarily meant to be used by guys only or girls only to pick up a South African girl or a guy.

In this list of pick up lines, we have included the best pick up lines that any gender can use to pick up the other gender.

It doesn’t matter whether you have a crash that you want to approach today, whether you are trying to approach a complete stranger, maybe your new neighbor, Colleague, School mate, or you just want to start a conversation with someone.

Maybe even just for fun or you wanna have some fun with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Here are the best pick up lines in South Africa today that actually work.

Go through them all, pick a couple of your favorite and go get that person today.

Below is a list of the best pick up lines in SA you should try, these pick up lines include; Setswana pick up lines, Kasi pick up lines, Afrikaans lines, Zulu pick up lines, Xhosa pick up lines, Sotho pick up lines, Venda pick up lines, Tswana pick up lines, Tsonga pick up lines, pick up lines, Swati pick up lines, Ndebele pick up lines and English Pick Up Lines.

Below are South Africa’s Best Pick-Up Lines to use on a South African.

The list below is categorized but the lines are randomly included in the categories.

South African Best Pick Up Lines:

1. Would you like to taste my chocolate cake?
2. You are so hot, you put shame to Louisiana Hot Sauce.
3. Excuse me, are you from the CAR? (if they say Yes) Say; oh I never realized that stood for Cute, Attractive and Ridiculously-good-looking.
4. I’m like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great
5. Hey there, was just wondering, wanna taste my chocoalte cake?
6. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers?, (if they say No) Say; Well then, allow me to introduce myself

Or. Excuse me, but do you give your heart to strangers?, (if they say No) Say; Well then, allow me to introduce myself

7. Hey baby, do you want to play a lion? You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
8. Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits.
9. I’m lonely, can you keep me company tonight at my place?
10. Do you want to do something that rhymes with truck.

Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines In South Africa:

1. To rate your beauty on a scale from one to nine, I’d rate you as a nine and I’m the one that you need.
2. I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?
3. If you were a fruit, you’d surely be a “fineapple.”
4. Damn lady, your a*s is quite bigger than my future.
5. Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
6. I’m a member of a boy band known as “Wrong Direction.”
7. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
8. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
9. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
10. Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
11. Please tell your breasts to stop looking at my eyes.
12. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
13. If you were a steak you would be well done.
14. They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
15. When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.
16. I’m the kind of man/woman who deserves to have women/man I don’t deserve.
17. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
18. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
19. Hello how are you? (if they answer fine or good) Say; Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
20. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
21. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
22. You must be from Jamaica. Because “Jamaican” me crazy.
23. You better stop drinking now because you’re still going to drive me home.
24. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
25. Boy: May I know your favorite color? Girl: [color?] Boy: Mine too! I guess we really are soul mates.
26. What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess. It’s size sexy, isn’t it?
27. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show your phone with a front camera on).
28. I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
29. Can I copy your dance moves?
30. I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.
31. I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
32. Hello pretty, want to hang out?
33. Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
34. Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
35. Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
36. Your butt is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
37. You have beautiful eyes. Can I just sit here and stare at them?
38. I love baseball so take me home baby!
39. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
40. I want to commit a crime where I will steal your heart, and you will steal mine.
41. The only thing that you haven’t told me yet is your name. So, may I have it?
42. I think you owe me one drink. Because when I stared at you, I dropped mine.
43. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
44. I’m just wondering here. Would your lips taste as good as they look? I would like to try them.
45. You look like you need a company, I am here to serve you.
46. Hello, I’m sorry. Were you talking to me? If not, well then, please start.
47. Hi, do you mind? I’m conducting a study of what people think are the worst but funniest pick up lines. Do you think it’s “what’s your sign?” “would you like a drink” or “hi, do you mind?
48. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
49. I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
50. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
51. Just where do those legs of yours end?
52. Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
53. You know you like me so let’s not pretend anymore.
54. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
55. Dr. Phil said that I’m afraid of commitment. Would you like to help me prove him wrong?
56. I would like to bet my 100 (SA Money) that you’re going to turn me down now.
57. Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
58. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
59. Pinch me. (if they ask Why?) Say; You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
60. I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
61. May I know how it feels to be the most gorgeous woman here? (Experts said not to use the words sexy or hot)
62. Oh, you’re a fan of Spider man, superman and batman? How about I’ll be your man?
63. If you were floor boards i would take out all the nails and screw you.
64. I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
65. May I ask you something? Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?
66. Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
67. Your name must be Pepsi (or Coca-Cola). Because you are so delicious.
68. I would marry your cat if that’s what it takes to be part of your family.
69. I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
70. I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
71. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
72. It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
73. What is your favorite flower? I’d like to get you one.
74. You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
75. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
76. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker” around with.
77. Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
78. You look lonely, would you like company?
79. I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
80. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
81. I just learned that I only have 12 hours to live. Please don’t let me die a virgin.
82. I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
83. I can’t move, you are so beautiful that you blind me.
84. Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
85. I am lost, would you like to join me to find my house?
86. Boy: Do you have any idea about the weight of a polar bear? Girl: How much? Boy: It’s just enough to break the ice. I’m (your name, May I know yours?
87. I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
88. Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
89. When God made you, he was showing off.
90. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
91. Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw you.
92. I am not trying to impress you but I am a batman.
93. Hi, I’m homosexual. Do you think you’re capable of converting me?
94. If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone.
95. Hey, I think somebody farted. Would you like to get out of here?
96. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
97. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
98. I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
99. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
100. Hello, you’re so fine you’re making me stutter. Wha-wha-wha-wha’ts yo-yo-your na-na-name?

Dirty Pick Up Lines In South Africa:

1. Let’s play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.
2. If I was a watermelon, would you spit my seed?
3. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
4. I’m like a delicious pizza. The best part is the sausage on top.
5. I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
6. You can call me “The Fireman”, mainly because I turn the hoes on.
7. You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
8. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
9. I’m a zombie, can I eat you?
10. I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
11. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!
12. Can you take me home? I have nice bedside manners.
13. Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
14. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
15. Can I park my car in you garage? It’s pretty big but it doesn’t leak.
16. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
17. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
18. I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
19. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
20. Hey baby, I’m kind of cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
21. I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
22. I have a job for you, but it blows!
23. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
24. I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
25. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
26. If I was a robot and you were one too, if I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?
27. That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you.
28. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
29. Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
30. I’m no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
31. Baby, I like to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.
32. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my n*ts tighten up.
33. Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
34. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
35. You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle the balls all day.
36. If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
37. Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
38. Let’s play circus. First sit on my face, I will guess your weight and then I will eat the difference.
39. How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut.
40. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down.
41. You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
42. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
43. Let’s play house. You can be the door and I can slam you all I want!
44. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
45. Do you need help with anatomy. I know all the body parts.
46. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
47. The word for tonight is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
48. I’m no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.
49. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
50. I think you are my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

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