Threads is here to stay and your account should too, and this will be courtesy of a funny bio that keeps people coming back to your Threads account for content they’ll never forget.

Threads App by Instagram is gaining popularity like no other social media platform, it hit 40+ Million active users in less than a day of launching.

If you are on Threads, here are the funniest Threads bio ideas and examples to use as your bio.

They include funny Threads bio ideas for girls and boys, hilarious Threads bio ideas to make your Threads profile interesting.

With that being said, below is the list of more than 50 funniest bio ideas for Threads.

Funniest Bio Ideas For Threads:

Who said I’m funny? I’m actually very mean, but everyone thinks I’m just kidding.

Tacos won’t break your heart.

When I tried the 30-day weight loss diet, I lost 30 days!

When you’re just too socially awkward for real life, Threads welcomes you with open arms.

Teenage years don’t really end until the early thirties.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Pirates don’t do homework.

Professional procrastinator.

Sausage puns are the wurst!

I have a black belt, and it has nothing to do with martial arts.

I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock!

I was a different person when I started typing this. Allow me to reintroduce myself.

I’m beginning to like Threads, which is unusual on the grounds that I loathe pictures.

I’m not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

Actually, I’m not funny, I’m having a mental disorder

Alzheimer’s can’t be that bad. You get to meet new people every day.

Saying no to alcohol is a daily routine for me. It never listens, though!

Sleeping comes so naturally to me that I can do it with both of my eyes closed.

So what if I can’t sing? I’ll sing anyway.

Super cali swagilistic hella dopeness!

The Earth’s rotation really makes my day.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t a good idea, but that has never stopped me before.

If everyone on Earth joined hands around the equator, many of them would drown.

In my defense, the voices in my head told me to do so.

Just another no one saying nothing.

Like a grocery cart with a wonky wheel, I never know in what direction I’m going.

My compliments come out like ridicules.

My mind’s all made up. Please stop confusing me with the facts.

My relationship status? Netflix, chips, and pajamas!

My “secret stash” is just candy and snacks that I hide from my family.

My thoughts are so deep even the ocean gets jealous.

No idea how many issues I have because math is one of them.

On the pH scale, you’re a 14 because you’re super basic!

One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF.

Putting the “do” in “weirdo.”

Some things are better left incoherent.

Sometimes, it’s just a battle about who is least stupid.

Spreading smiles like they’re herpes.

There will be no adulting today.

This will be my last Instagram bio ever.

Too rad to be sad.

Wait, where am I? And how in the world did I get here?

Weirdness is a proven side effect of awesomeness.

You drink too much and gossip too much. Let’s be friends.

I’m like the patron saint of tiredness.