30+ Real Estate and Realtor Pick Up Lines

Below is a collection of the funniest, smartest, cheesy and dirty estate pick up lines, realtor pick up lines.

Real Estate & Realtor Pick Up Lines:

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I’m a real estate agent and I’ve got an opening on “Boner Street.”

Home is not a place. It’s a feeling. I can give you both.

Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.

I love you more than I love referrals.

I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

I’m an appraiser and I’m here to tell you – you are priceless.

I’m sorry, but I’m required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are.

I’ve already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?.

Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

Let me help you sniff out your next home. I’ve got all the qualifications.

Let’s make it official and close the escrow.

Baby, I’m not asking your for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement

Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day.

Come into my office and let’s take a look at the listings.

Does the house come with mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy.

Does this room smell like chloroform to you?.

For you, I’m willing to break all the Code of Ethics.

Hello my sexy single neighbor. Would you like to “Combination”?.

Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance?.

What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book.

Would you let me holding period you forever?.

You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that’s kind of the same thing.

Love is buying your first home together.

Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys.

My heart has full occupancy with you in my life.

Now those are some tangible assets!

Please say it again: how long is the escrow?.

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

The ladies here would agree—I’ve taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.