20+ Best Sit On Lap Pick Up Lines

Here are the best sit on my lap pick up lines to use on your favorite human and kick start a long conversation.

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Sit On My Lap Pick Up Lines:

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Santa’s busy. You can sit on my lap!

Sit on my lap and I will take you to a whole new level.

Sit on my lap and you will straight out things real fast.

Sit on my lap now, while I use the rowing machine?.

Sit on my lap, and babe that hard thing is not my wallet.

Baby girl, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps.

Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a candy cane just for you.

Someone suck my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

The tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Wanna play carnival? You sit on me and I guess how much you weigh.

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?.

What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

Why don’t you sit on my lap. And we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Are you Santa? Because I would love to sit on your lap and tell you exactly what I want.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.

Baby, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.

Come sit on Santa’s lap. And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.

Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.

Hey are you Santa. Because I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I like breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just come sit on my face?

I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.

If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?.

If you sit on my lap, I’ll fill you up.

Hey, mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

My d** is so polite. It stands up so you can sit down.

Roses are red, I haven’t ate. So please sit on my face, it’s not up for debate.

Roses are red, Violets are violets. My name ain’t Santa, but enjoy sitting on my lap.