200+ Best Pick Up Lines [Cheesy, Funny, Dirty, Sweet, Romantic] 2024

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With no particular order, below are the best pick up lines for her or him to use today.

The Best Pick Up Lines Ever:

Don’t give me a coffee in the morning. I want your homemade milk instead.

You must be French because Eiffel for you so quickly.

I guess you’re religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, can you please tie your shoes, I wouldn’t want you falling for anyone else.

I’m going to do you a solid and not call the cops, even though you’ve just stolen my heart.

You seem quite busy today, but I’m pretty sure you can add me to your to-do list.

Girl if you were a steak you would be well done.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you Cat woman because I’m feline a connection between us.

Since nothing lasts forever, can you be my nothing?

Hi, I’m new in town. Do you mind giving me the directions to your apartment?

Why did you leave the gallery you lovely work of art. 

I’ve come to evict you, you’ve spent enough time in my mind…Actually you’ve not, please stay.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You sure you’re not a beaver? Cause daaam girl!

A life without you in it is like a broken pencil…pointless.

You must be a burger from McDonald’s ‘cause I’m lovin’ it!

Even in space I’d still fall for you.

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

Your lips look quite lonely, I’d like them to meet mine.

I should have worn my gloves before walking down here ‘cause apparently you’re too hot to handle

Do you feel that? It’s getting hot in here…oh wait, it’s just you 

If some fat man stuffs you in a bag tonight, don’t fret I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I’m a photographer, and yes I can picture us together.

You must be a 90 degree angle? ‘cause your looking good all RIGHT.

Are you from Israel? Cause you Israeli hot.

Hey, remember me? Oh, wait, I’ve only ever met in my dreams.

Your hand looks quite heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

I guess you’re from Starbucks because I really like you a latte.

If you were a fruit you’d be a banana because I find you a peeling.

I hope you like veggies ‘cause I love you from my head tomatoes.

What do you do with all the electricity you generate, you water constituting being? Because dammmm.

Can you feel that reaction because I’ve got my ion you.

With my smarts and your beauty, we’re going to be a pretty and dumb couple.

Do you want to see an impression? Here’s my impression of us to go on a date. 

I don’t usually approach women unless I hit on them. 

Why do you think the pigeon and duck walk the road? Of course, they want to flock at you. 

If I’m a hipster, I would rather shave this beard and ate organic for your sake! 

I don’t have any idea about my star sign, but I hope it matches yours. 

I’m proud to be a box set because I’m a great solution for you to spend your weekend. 

You’re so perfect that Christopher Walken might say, enough with the cowbells! 

I want can’t wait for the release of an awkward second album where you can come out with me. 

How I wish you’re the flu so that we could be stuck on the bed. 

You and I are like sandpaper. You’re fine, and I’m rough. 

On Halloween, you might say threat or treat! 

Are you a runaway model? So, I can get permission to land on you.

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?

You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

You: Are you good at math?
Them: No (or Yes)
You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.

I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

Are you the Uber in an asylum? You always drive me crazy! 

Do you like to date a rich guy or a funny guy? Don’t worry I’m working to earn a billion dollar! 

Knock, knock! Who are you? I ‘m Date St.  Who’s Date St? My name’s not St. But I would love to have a date you! 

Enough of the negging part because I can’t do it! Let’s go out on a date instead.

Please stop lying in front of me because you’re so good and true. 

Is your nickname Sharpie? Because you already make a last impression on me. 

You’re one reason why cave dwellers wrote on walls, but I wouldn’t say you’re old. 

If a picture reflects a thousand words, then you would be a sexy thesaurus! 

Are you a policeman? Because you’re so arresting to my eyes. 

Is your uncle a tailor?  Well, because you’re such a fine person to me.

Does an architect’s blood flow in you? Because I know how you’re built. 

Do you like sales? cause if you’re in search of a nice one, clothes are 100% off at my place.

Wow, when god made you he really did want to show off.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection, I just need your number…that’s the password right.

If looks could kill, we’d have just shown you to Hitler

Do you have a tan on, or do you always look this hot?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams, I guys I’ll be following you home.

You must be a camera because you I find myself smiling each time I look at you.

So I’m going to give you a kiss, feel free to return it if you don’t like it.

How many magnets did you swallow to get this attractive?

Do you have a name, or is it fine if I call you mine?

Do you like Pizza? Because I’d like to get a pizz-a you

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dragons are real, right?

Is your dad a terrorist? ‘cause you really are the bomb.

I think I’m stuck in my dreams, it would explain your presence.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

If you were the words written on the of life, you’ll be fine print.

I think I lost my phone, could you help me dial my number.

I just lost my number, please can I have yours?

If I owned a garden I’d plant your tulips and my tulips together

I guess you caught that new disease called beautiful, you look really infected.

I know Happiness starts with H, but does mine starts with U.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary again today?

I see you’re a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You’re my dictionary… you add meaning to my life.

You know when a penguin finally finds a mate they stay together for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin * produce pebble*

I’m so glad I renewed my life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped beating.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be richer than bill gates

You’re so sweet, I might have to visit the dentist soon.

Keep an eye out for elves ‘cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas

I’d have loved to take you out to the movies but they don’t allow snacks

I no Edison but I can light up your day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it’ll be such a shame if I can’t date you.

You must be a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acuteee

Where you made from copper and tellurium? Because you sure are a CuTe.

Are you a volcano? Because i lava you

I could never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is so hard to find

You may have fallen from the sky, you may have fallen from a tree, still the best way to fall… is in love with me.

Your name must be Ariel because I think we Mermaid for each other.

Guess what I’m wearing today? It’s the smile you gave me.

If I were an octopus my 3 hearts would all beat for you

Apart from being so damn pretty, what else you do for a living?

Did you think you didn’t have a chance with me?  Who gave you such a false perception sweetie.

Were those earth tremors or did you just rock my world?

You’re certainly the most beautiful contestant in the game of love.

Do you mind if I borrow your phone? My mum always tells me to call her once I find the man/woman of my dreams. I’d like to call her now.

Hello, I’m a bit short on cash. Do you mind if we share a cab and go home together?

It’s pretty obvious you’re not an astronaut because you’re so down to earth.

Will you please recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? I plan in saving all my love for you.

Girl you don’t have to ever sneeze, the good lord has already blessed you.

Did the sun just come out or is it your smile that has made this day so bright.

Do you have a nickname or can I just call you later?

Excuse me, if I take this way, would I be able to reach your heart?

I’m beginning to think you’re an alien, because my heart has been abducted.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational when I’m around you.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.

You’re so sweet, I’m sure you could put Hershey’s out of business.

Dr. Phil told me I was afraid of a commitment. I’d like to prove him wrong, can you help?

Am I invisible or can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

If you stand in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you’d see a dozen of the most beautiful things in the world.

You probably the sole cause of global warming, you’re so damn hot.

We were created with two ears, two eyes and two hands. But we only have just one heart, now that I’ve found you, I get why God did that, it’s so we can find our other heart.

If a star fell every time I thought of you the skies would be completely empty.

I know there are many fishes in the ocean but you’re the once whose got me hooked.

I’ll probably never have a chance with you but will you a least give me a chance to hear an angel speak?

Was it you who invented the airplane cause you seem so wright for me.

Hi my name is Doug, it’s like god only that it’s spelled backwards with U wrapped up in it.

How about we make a deal, I’ll put a tear drop in the sea any day you get to find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

Sweetie if there’s anything I want to change about you, it’s your last name

I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

(Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.