20+ Best Skeleton Pick Up Lines

Not everyone finds skeletons scary, and so don’t we.

I’m this article, we have a random selection of more than 20 funny, scary, smooth, clever and dirty skeleton pick up lines.

If you are looking for the best skeletons pick up lines to use on flirting with your special someone.

You are in the right place, below is the list of skeleton pick up lines that actually work.

Skeleton Pick Up Lines:

Sweetheart, all I have is a boner!

Roses are red, violets are blue; when the red skeleton war starts, I’ll always protect you.

I’m the hardest thing here right now, will you be my boo?

Ever partied at a skeleton show?

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

Would you like to bone?

Hey, I’ve never met your skeleton and that’s crazy. Maybe I will see them when I burry you next to my house. 

I understand you better than you understand your skeleton. They are the cutest thing I want to have in my grave yard. 

Will you be the first person to have her skeletons laid in my grave yard?

I am willing to increase the number of bones in you. All you need to do is to come over to my place for a sleep over. 

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

If you come closer, we can increase the bones in the human body from 206 to 207.

Hey, do you wanna break a bone?

Don’t look at me like that; I ulna wish to be beside you.

You already have a whole skeleton inside you so another bone will do no harm.

My skeleton want to party with yours. 

Your skeleton will be better next to my bed. 

Your skeleton would look cool in a pretty pink dress. 

Your skeleton must have fallen directly from heaven because that’s where they belong. 

Hey baby, what are your skeletons wearing?