60+ Best Fruit Pick Up Lines

If you are looking for Fruit pick up lines, then you are in the right place.

Below is the list of nothing but the best Fruit pick up lines, that include from funny Fruits pick up lines to dirty pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines among other fruit inspired pick up lines.

Fruit Pick Up Lines:

If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and eat you all winter. 

Why are you so “a-peeling”? You’re probably a banana. 

It’s that time of the year so, will you be my Valen-Lime?.

Care for a dance? Cause it takes two to mango!

I am very passionate about keeping the peas (hold up a bag of peas) on earth.

Honeydew you eat a lot of mangoes? Cause you make a man-go crazy!

I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you so sweet.

The apple don’t fall far from the tree, so you must come from a family of hotties.

Hey, ever heard of this fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana.

I’d say you’d be a fineapple if you were a fruit but you already know that.

I would be broken if you go, because you hold the Kiwi to my heart.

You my darling are one in a melon and in a berrylion.

You must be a farm lover because you’ve grown some nice melons.

I’m not trying to sweeten you out but honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Honeydew you know how sexy you look?

I hope you like dates cause I’m really looking forward to enjoying one with you.

I know, I know, I suck at pickup limes.

Are you a strawberry or blueberry person?” Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order for you in the morning.

You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.

I don’t know about planting eggs but I do know I’ve got a massive eggplant.

Fun fact dear! you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.

Got any raisins? [No…] How about a date? You make my banana cream and I’m not talking about pies!

Maybe I’m not 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.

“Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?”I bet we´d make a cute pear.

I love you from my head tomatoes

Olive you so much even though it hurts.

Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk! 

I’m a doctor and I’m good at what I do. They call me Dr. Grape…The G is silent
Those are a lovely bunch of coconuts. I’d like to have a taste of what’s inside.
Are you a frito cause you’re really corny.

I have something for you that is long, hard, and has juice in it. (pull out a cucumber) 

How about we go back to my place and cook up something to write about on my food blog?

We should definitely forage together when the rains come.

How about we take advantage of the harvest season?

I’d turn vegan for you.

Let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich. I know I’d fill you nicely. 

You’ve got a peach of my heart.

If you will be mine, I lime yours.

I’ve bean thinking about you all day.

I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.

I bet I’d got bananas for you and never wanna split.

I can’t wait to have you, we’d make a PEARfect couple!

You are the berry best, you make my heart beet!

Call me if you ever get hurt; I give lemon-aid!

You should totally go on a date with me, I’ll make you cheery as a cherry!

You are juice the cutest!

If you were an apple in a large orchard, I would still pick you!

I really like you so kiwi be friends?

I’m not the greatest guy but I promise you I’m not a peach of shit.

I hope you like carrots cause I’ve got a black belt in Carrate!

Glum looks unattractive on you, sugar plum.

Peas be mine, you make my heart skip a beet!

We could be runaway lovers, but I cantaloupe.

You probably know this already but your tomatoes look so juicy 

How big does your squash grow?

I’ll trade you two pineapples for a go at your cucumber.

I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.

How do you take your watermelon seeds, spat out or swallowed?

If I ever let meat in my body, it would be yours. (For vegetarians)

We should plant seeds together, with my hoe cultivating your land – we’d have the best fruits.

Anyone ever told you if you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTEcumber?

I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.

Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table. We could make a sumptuous farm-to-table meal.

Here’s my number, kale me maybe?

If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack!