40+ Best Plumber Pick Up Line

Here is a collection of more than 40 plumber pick up lines to start flirting with today.

If you want to flirt with plumbing pick up lines, then these are your best choices to choose your next pick up lines to flirt and hit on a plumber.

Plumber Pick Up Lines:

Call me a plumber. Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.

Can I tinker with your pipes?.

Do you know why women call me the plumber. Because of how well I lay the pipe down.

Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.

Forget about your ex, it’s time for some serious repiping.

Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.

Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.

Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.

Girl, I would tap your water line any day.

Girl, this pipe doesn’t fix itself. It’s time for you to give it a hand job.

Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.

Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.

Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.

Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.

How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.

How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.

I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

I hope you’re a plumber. Because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you

I lay pipes the right way.

I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.

I suck at plumbing, I always make woman’s small leak into big squirt.

I wanna flush your pipes, baby.

I want my pipes through your O-ring.

I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.

If my pipes don’t fit, we could always add more lubricant.

I’m a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

I’m not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you’d be able to tighten my nuts.

Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you.

Are you a plumber? Because I need you to come fix this leak.

Are you a plumber? Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.

Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.

Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.

Babe, don’t leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

Babe, I see our point of connection.

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.