30+ Best Vegan Pick Up Lines

Looking for the best and most relatable vegan pick up lines?.

Here is a list of more than 30 amazing vegan pick up lines that will definitely not disappoint you.

Use these cute, funny, cheesy and clever vegan pick up lines to flirt easily with a vegetarian.

Whether you are trying to start a conversation with a vegetarian girl/boy you like or you want sweet pick up lines to text your vegetarian crush.

In this article, we have provided nothing but the best vegetarian pick up lines to use today.

Vegetarian Pick Up Lines:

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn’t mean I can’t swallow meat.

Baby, would you like some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate?

To me you are a fresh organic apple, because I just picked you.

I need to come over and scramble my tofu.

I promise, If you try my zucchini I’ll eat your peach.

My love can roam for you now that my heart is certified cage-free.

I really wish we could go for a hot veggie dog right away.

Can I take you photo? I want to submit it for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.

You have a perfect vegetarian body. I hope you don’t hold it against me.

If you give me your number I’ll surely kale you.

If you were my sweetheart would you stuff me like a tofurkey?

Though I’m a vegan, I need your meat.

Want to try out hemp sheets. I have a new pair in my bedroom.

Cutie, you have the passion and figure of a vegan

Will you come over? I have lots of veganaise in the fridge in my bedroom.

We can talk about nutrition for hours if you come over.

Would you like your eggs fertilized or substituted?

What’s the source of your proteins? 

Hey, how about us visit this summer veggie gazpacho tonight?

Allow me milk your soybeans sweetheart.

Aside from the vegan jerky I’ll do primal stripping for you all day.

I like your new skirt. I love the pleather because it makes you all hot.

Could you help me decide if I should keep these new hemp sheets.

If you were a veg you’d be a cutecumber.

Your organic sheet is the best I’ve ever come across. Can I feel it?

Your organic cotton bra looks really soft. I’m tempted to touch it.

Because you are a vegan I will toast a salad for you.

Is agave nectar your favorite?

Can we go to the grocery and read labels?

The World’s Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models and I feel you’d be a perfect fit.

Will you come up and see my vitamix?