60+ Best McDonald’s Pick Up Lines

McDonald’s can not only make tasty fast food but they can also have tasty pick up lines to flirt with today.

Here are the best pick up lines inspired by fast food company McDonalds.

McDonalds Pick Up Lines:

I love your body… Is it from McDonald?

I was wondering if you could be in my happy-meal in case you work at McDonalds.

I’m McDonalds, I’m doing it; you are Nike, you are loving it.

I love your face. Is it McDonalds?

You would be the McGorgeous if you were a burger at McDonalds.

If your friend wants to go McDonalds, don’t tell them anything. Find new friends.

I’m in love with your body. Did you get it from McDonalds?

I’ll have my way and you’ll be loving it; so I’ll be burger king and you’ll be McDonalds.

Any girl who wants to go to McDonalds will be my happy meal.

You are such a yum girl; my French fries’ curry toast.

This is love at first sight, which is as spicy as McDonalds’ chili sauce. 

You have always been the jam in my jelly roll.

Could you double stuff my Oreo?

With a side of your number, can I have a junior chicken?

The way chicken nuggets enter my taste buds is the same way you captivate my heart.

Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?

I love your spicy buffalo sauce.

I wish you could rub my salty French fries with some sweet ‘n’ sour sauce.

Both you and McDonalds make my heard stop.

You stole my heart. You must be the Hamburglar.

I just wanted to know if you work here because I’d like to order some fries with that shake.

You are Ronald McDonald, right? Know what? I’m loving you.

If you were in McDonalds menu, you’d be McBeautiful.

You are almost as delightful as this Egg White Delight.

I love you. I think your name is Ronald McDonalds.

If you were a meal at McDonalds, you would be a mchottie.

I threw my fries on the ground because I saw a hot mom spank her kid who did so.

If you were a chicken to be served at McDonalds, you would be mcchicken.

At McDonalds, we only accept cash or credit. You can’t order a mac with a large fry.

McDonalds made their M for men’s day.

I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.

You must be the hamburglar who stole my heart.

The way you are going straight to my thighs you must be McDonalds.

If sexy were McDonalds, you would be double stuffed.

If you paid me a visit, I would butter your toast and take you for breakfast.

I would like you to see how my cookies crumble. 

Girl, you seem to have a lonely bunch of coconuts.

I always long for a chance to lick the honey off those buns.

Like at McDonalds I like to see you smile. 

Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up.

Would you like to go mac with me? You could be my happy meal. 

Dating you would make you be the curry to my French fries. So yummy.

This could be love at first bite.

You are as spicy as chili sauce at McDonalds.

Like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds, you captivate my heart.  

Cutie, you are the jam in my jelly roll.

Can I be the Burger King and you be McDonalds?

Your body must be from McDonalds, coz I love it.

If you worked at McDonalds you would be my happy-meal. 

You must be craving to taste my spicy buffalo sauce.

Allow me put my sausage patty on your hotcakes.

Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal.

If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.

Hey girl, I wanna dip my nuggets in your sauce

I’m McDonalds, I’m doing it; you are Nike, you are loving it.

I love your face. Is it McDonalds?

If you let me, I’ll not only butter your toast but also eat your breakfast.

I thought you wanted to see how my cookie crumbles.

You should let me lick the honey off those buns.

I’m up late and I eat great, like Taco Bell.