70+ Best Photographer Pick Up Lines
If you are a photographer or Graphic Designer or let’s say you have spotted a good looking photographer.
Then you are in the right place, here is a collection of the top best, funniest, cutest, sweetest, smartest, clever, cheesy and dirty Pick Up Lines.
Photographer/Graphic Designer Pick Up Lines:
Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool ’cause I wanna make you my selection.
I hate Comic Sans too… wanna dance?
I just want to get the Helvetica out of here and run away with you.
I know just how you fill.
I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
I like to be touched…and re-touched
I want to live life with you to the fullest resolution (300 dpi).
I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
I would love it if you Felt my Marker.
I wouldn’t hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you.
Hey girl I’d like to see twenty four frames of you per second.
Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.
How many levels of progressive disclosure is that dress?.
I am a nudity photographer, would you like to be my model for the night?.
I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
I dig your look and feel.
I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
If only Helvetica Neue what I would like to do to you.
If our love continues on this vector, it will only grow without loss of quality or clarity.
If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
If you left me, I would be cropped and have bleeds for you.
If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
I’ll make your clothes 0% opacity.
I’m hotter than Yuri Arcurs.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
I’m sorry, is my div tag open?.
Is that Content Aware Scaling or are you just happy to see me?.
Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
Let’s crop out your boyfriend and play with my tool
Let’s go to bed and do the baseline shift.
Lets go to my Creative Suite and have some hex. #696969 is my best.
Lets say you and me meet up sometime, and I can do your frontend and your backend.
Mind if I perform a press check on you?.
Mind if I put some transparencies on your clothes?.
My heart was still like a .jpg. When you entered the room, it was as animated as a .gif. I want everything to be as transparent as a .png between us.
My parents are from Pakistan and Latin America… that makes me Palatino.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Our love can cross the Universe.
Our love is Avant Garde.
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?.
They will etch our love in Papyrus.
We can weather anything, because our love is Copperplated.
What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
What Pantone are your underwear?
When I saw you, I had an Akzidenz Grotesk in my pants.
Adobe should’ve called it InDesire.
Are you a serif font, or are you just happy to see me?.
Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool
Baby, you must be a printer’s proof, because everyone else here is just a copy of you.
Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.
Before you came along, I was just Lipsum. With you, I’d be real content.
Before you were mine, everything was grayscale, but now I see the world in CMYK.
Can I Ctrl+O your blouse and Ctrl+S this moment forever?.
Can I select your area with my magic wand?.
Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?.
Dreamweaver… I believe you can get me through the ni-ight.
First I think I’ll stroke your curve, then I’d like to fill you
Futura generations will speak of our romance
Got more cheese? Share it.
Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?.
