50+ Best Vegetable Pick Up Lines

What’s up Vegetarians!?

Here are the best, funniest, dirtiest, cheesiest, cutest, sweetest, and smoothest vegetables pick up lines to flirt with today.

If you are looking for the best pick up lines inspired by different types of Vegetables.

Below are the best vegetable pick up lines.

Vegetables Pick Up Lines:

Can I plant my vegetable seeds in your garden?

Would you spit or swallow my seeds if I was a watermelon?

Did you kale me baby?

When you and I fall in love, the whole world will know peas. 

If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one. 

I feel we would grow a great vegetable garden together. 

Let me be yours and peas be mine.

Can I be the only meat you would put in your mouth?.

Can I trade you two juicy pineapples for you cucumber? 

Do want to know how big my squash grow?.

If I were not cantaloupe, we would run away and get married. 

I have bean thinking about you. 

Girl, you make me hap-pea.

Still hungry for more?

Will you promise to love me berry much?

I never knew that you are the one who made my heart beet this fast. 

I’m not sure of what to say, but I’m sure there is a turnip ahead. 

Can we go home and get down to the sick beet?

Will I be wrong if I asked you for Kale-fornia love?.  

Can we get out of this place? I’m sure you need some peas.

Could you come over to my room so that I can brussel up some dinner?

Could you ask everybody to romaine calm? Because want to hug you. 

I’ll make the foundation of this relationship rock salad and you’ll be thankful. 

Lettuce the thankful that this place is so quiet and there is so much peas. 

The only thing I will ask you is to lettuce romaine friends. 

I wish you were vegetable. I would harvest you when fresh.

To me, the world is my oyster and you are my pearl. 

Can I take you home and show my compost ready for planting some vegetables. 

If you try my zucchini, I’ll sure eat your peach. 

I’ll give you my number only if you promise to kale me. 

Can we pretend you are a farm and I’m the table?

You would be a cutecumber if you were a vegetable. 

Hey baby, you look so rad-dish. 

Kindly keep calm and kiss me. I promise we will carrot on. 

You are such a wonderful human bean. I can’t stop looking at your face. 

I’ve never bean so much in love.

I won’t mind if you don’t come with me, but let’s squash any beef between us. 

I’m told you are a vegetable love and I’m a total stalker. 

Let’s go home. It’s time to celery-brate. 

Can I give you my number so that you can call me on my cell-ery phone. 

Will you mind if I egg-plant a kiss on you?

Are you looking for a new place to stay? I hope you won’t mind my mushroom. 

Can we take a selfie? I really need a picture with an angel for my instayam. 

I want to take you home and show you the money that is loved by all vegetarians. 

I had to take a leek when I saw you. 

I feel I’m already in love with you but I just don’t know where to starch. 

I had no idea that angles take vegetables until I saw you.

Those hands would be more beautiful harvesting kales from my organic farm. Or better still making some compost.