60+ Dirtiest Pick Up Lines
Out of all the pick up lines available in the world of pick up lines today, these are currently the dirtiest pick up lines of all time.
If dirty and nusty pick up lines is what you are looking for today, in this article, with the help of pick up lines gurus.
We have a list of extremely dirty, perverted, nusty and freaky pick up lines to flirt.
Please note that some of these dirty pick-up lines may come out strong so be careful when using offense pick up lines.
With that being said, below are the dirtiest pick up lines for her/him.
Dirty Pick Up Lines:
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
If I told you I had a 2-inch d*ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I’ll buy you a pizza when you come with me. It’s your advantage because you still get the pizza.
Is your name Santa Claus? Why? I know you got a present for me in your sack.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor
Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fck outta me
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…
Hey I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s bang
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh
Let us let only latex stand between our love
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit
Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
(Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Do you believe guys think with their d!ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?
Do you live on a chicken farm? (No) You sure know how to raise cocks
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I
Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down
I do the best thing I can to get up with those buns despite my gluten allergy.
I’m planning to do a solo in my bedroom tonight. Do you want to drop by and make a duet?
Do you like yoga because I can give you private lessons at night?
Is your nicknamed humidity? Because I’m sweaty and hot when I’m with you!
I don’t care about your personality as long you have a face that turns me on.
Do you want to visit my kegger? You can tap mine any time you like.
I’m having a sale tonight! My clothes would be 100% off later!
Do you want to go with me on a date or clean my house? Either way, I plan to go dirty with you.
Hello! I’m similar to the weather in Florida, nasty and hot!
I’d love to travel with you around the world. But for now, let’s take a trip to my bedroom.
Do you want to drink a light beer with me before we do heavy petting?
Are you like a Road Runner? Why? I love to do Coyote Ugly now.
Do you I look a leprechaun in a green hat? I love to touch your precious charms.
Do you want any help in doing math lessons? I’m good to grasp figures.
Is it already Christmas? I would love to open your big package.
Come close next to me, and I would show you this beautiful face each day!
Do you want to have a passionate sex before breakfast? Then, I would be lucky to serve you each day.
Are you a Princess from Mexico, I would love to kiss you on your Taco Bell.
You’re wearing a beautiful dress, but I like to put it on the floor.
I’m little scared of the monster under the bed. Will you help you make some noise and scare off the monster?
Wow, you’re very hot tonight? I’m sorry but have you pay my dry cleaning expenses.
Can I order an Uber for my friend?
Do you love to dance ballet? I broke my nuts when I watched you!
