25+ Best Sad Pick Up Lines

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Here are some of the funniest, cheesiest and dirtiest sad, sadness and saddest pick up lines to flirt easily today.

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Sad Pick Up Lines:

Your sadness must be debt, because my interest in you keeps growing.

This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I’m definitely checking you out. 

Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I love what you are wearing. I’d love it even more if you put on a smile on your face. 

I’d call you mine if you just smiled.

If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?

You’d have a dollar for being the prettiest girl in the world if you just smiled.

Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness in your heart.

If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.

Whenever you are sad, just touch me and it’d be like you are touched by an angel.

Is you smile Wi-Fi? Because you smiled and I really started to feel connection. 

I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.

Can you please smile. I want to know if you are the girl of my dreams. 

Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?

Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.

It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.

Some say you are not cute when you are sad but I don’t. I think you are still absolutely gorgeous.

If you wish to go out on dinner just smile.

The last of the sad pick up lines

If your smile were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.