40+ Best Days Of The Week Pick Up Lines

Days of the week pick up lines

Best days of the week pick up lines that actually work are all listed below.

There are 5 days of the week, but there are more than 40 best pick up lines to flirt with today.

From Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday here is a collection of the best pick up lines about the 5 days of the week.

They include funny days of the week pick up lines, dirty week days pick-up lines, cheesy pick up lines and other related week days pick up lines.

Week Days Pick Up Lines:

Without you everyday is Monday.

I love dirty Tuesday! I mean who doesn’t?.

Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you.

You know, you make all my blues go away… Happy Monday.

It’s Thursday and I’m thirsty baby.

Who cares about class on Friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.

Are you Friday? Because I am ready to Frigg in love with you.

Babe, in case you miss me last night, it’s me seductive Sunday.

Hey baby, my name is D*ck. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday.

Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.

Do you know it is Titty Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and suck on your sexy boobs.

Happy Titty Tuesdays! Flash me now!

Hey baby, guess what I can make you come with just my tongue. Happy Tongueday.

Happy hump day!

Happy Hump Day…May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

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Happy Whoa Wednesday!

Hey baby, just the thought of you make me wet. Happy Wetnesday.

I need some Whoa’s to help me get through Wednesday.

It’s Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.

Just once I’d like to actually get humped on hump day.

Didn’t you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW.

Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

Freaky Friday! Hell I’m just glad it’s Friday.

Happy Flash’em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs.

Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freak day.

Wanna get a taste of free tap Friday?

I’m so glad this work day is over. I’m ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday

If ya got them, Flaunt them! It’s Flash Friday.

Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.

Happy Sexy Saturday.

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday!

Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday

You know, if you are going to sleep in on Sunday, I make a great body pillow. Happy Sleep day.

Are you Monday? Because you can suck my d*ck.

Happy Mature Monday.

Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Monday.

Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you…

Today is mature Monday. I’m leaving my immature ways in the weekend.

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What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder.

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can’t wait to get my hands on you… wait… did I just say that out loud?

Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday.

It’s Thirsty Thursday… Let’s get the party started.

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