100+ Dirtiest Pick Up Lines Ever

With no filters whatsoever, these are the world’s dirtiest pick up lines you can ever use on someone.

If you are looking for the most dirty pick up lines then you landed on the right article today.

Below is a collection of the dirtiest pick up lines to flirt with today.

Dirty Pick Up Lines:

Are you in to Casual S*x or should I dress up?.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?.

Are you a doctor? because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Come here or my d*ck will start Cumin’ for you.

Are you a farmer? No, because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you a flight attendant? Because you gonna be plane with this d*ck soon.

Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?.

Are you a Jehovah’s Witness? Because I’m about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick.

Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

Are you a raisin? because your a raisin my d*ck.

Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Are you an elevator? Because I wanna go down on you.

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.

Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.

Are you cold? Would you like a jacket? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place.

Are you constipated? Because I wanna fuck the shit out of you.

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?.

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya suck this d*ck?.

Are you from China? Because I’m China get in your pants.

Are you from Iraq? Because I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Are you from Ireland? Because my d*ck’s-a-Dublin.

Baby I last longer than a white crayon.

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Baby you’re a s*x crime waiting to happen.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I’m about to ghetto hold of dat a*s.

Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna phil you with my penis.

Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s have s*x.

Are you going to that funeral? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth.

Are you hungry? Because omelette you suck this d*ck.

Are you in to Casual S*x or should I dress up?.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

As long as you need a place to sit, you’ll always have my face.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my a*s? No. Damn.

Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.

Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

Are you a cowgirl because I can see you riding me.

Baby your bone structure is giving my ‘bone’ structure.

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave them wet.

Baby!! My love for you is like Diarrhea. It just keeps coming out.

Call me Chris Brown, because I’d hit that! (Look at her a*s).

Are my undies showing? (‘No.’) ‘Would you like them to?

Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them…

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.

Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?.

Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.

Can I see your tan lines?.

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?.

Can I take you to the Bone-yard?.

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?.

Can you help me up? My d*ck is too big.

Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?.

Baby I last longer than a white crayon.

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Baby you’re a s*x crime waiting to happen.

Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat.

Can I please be your slave tonight?

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet a*s.

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?.

Do you cum here, often?.

Do you go to church often? Because you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.