50+ Best Financial (Money, Economy & Bank) Pick Up Lines
Here is the list collection of the best Bank, Economist, Money, Finance, income, Pick Up Lines.
They include a collection of the hottest, smartest, clever and funny money related pick up lines.
Finances – Bank – Economist and Money Pick Up Lines:
I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.
The good news? I’m debt-free. The better news? I’m also date-free.
The ladies here would agree—I’ve taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.
Wanna talk about our private goods?
When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.
Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you’re better than I deserve.
You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.
You must be fiscally irresponsible because I’m feeling inflationary pressure in my pants.
You seem nice, I just want to make sure you aren’t one of those FIFO guys.
You’re a hot commodity.
You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?.
Do you have a bank account? You must! I’m saving all my love for you.
Do you like to role play? I’ll be the banking industry and you can play the American people.
Future projections put you at overweight but I’m still saying buy tonight
Girl you are so hot you are like my LBO MODEL
Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped.
Hey girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?.
Hey there, can I WACC you off?.
I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”
I have a small p*nis, but a big bank account.
I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.
I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression. I’m actually taller and richer than I look.
I hope you’re a bear, because I’m going to go down on you.
Baby, I love you so much I’m willing to forgo my exit option.
Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector.
Baby, you’re not an option… you’re totally a future.
Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?
Bottom up or top down?.
Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I’m showing interest.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?.
Come into my office and let’s take a look at your statements.
Did I tell you I’m filthy rich and my mother’s dead?.
Did you just rob a bank cuz I can be your getaway.
I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it’s a good thing, because you’re quite a catch.
I never co-sign anything. But I’d love to co-sign your marriage license.
I think you’ll find the delta between myself and others to be significant.
I want to restructure you.
I’d like to get you and your friends together for a comparable analysis
I’ll be your credit if you’ll be my debit.
I’ll be your debit if you’ll be my credit.
I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.
I’ll show you my forecast…if you’ll show me yours.
I’m what they call a deep value investor, with an eye for “special situations”
I’ve already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Is that your pocket calculator or are you just pleased to see me?.
Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me.
Let’s get this IPO off the ground. Initial Penetration of the Opening, that is.
Let’s go make some statements together
Let’s go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.
Let’s just say I’ve been with models before and know all about their sensitivity tables.
Now those are some tangible assets!
Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am Debt Free! Now I can afford you!