30+ Best Insurance Pick Up Lines
Spotted a nice insurance girl that you would like to get to know her better?.
Then you are in the right place, because here is the list of nothing but the best insurance and insurance agent pick up lines.
They include dirty insurance pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, clever pick up lines, smart and smooth insurance pick up lines.
Insurance Pick Up Lines:
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Hey baby, I can put you on my health insurance policy.
I hope you have insurance on that body, because you just put a dent in my pants.
I like Legos. You like Legos. Let’s build a relationship.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
I might have to ask you to leave my office. You’re making my other clients look bad.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
I would love to speak with you regarding your insurance just before you die; when will that be?.
I’ll be the Dairy Queen and you’ll be the Burger King. I’ll treat you right and we can do it your way — the application, I mean.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.
I’m sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
If you fall for me, this DI will support you.
Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is “mmm…mmm good!”.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but you don’t need disability insurance, right?
Let’s go to my office and go over some claims.
Let’s make it official and finally get that certificate… of insurance.
Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.
Maybe we should talk about life insurance before it’s too late.
Movie stars give thousands of signatures a day. All I’m asking for is just one from you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you to meet this week?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress, which in turn can cause severe medical problems. So before you turn me down, let’s a get a disability insurance policy in place.
Some doctors might say you’re afraid of commitment. Sign right here and let’s prove them all wrong.
You are all assets and no liabilities.
Are you going to schedule a meeting with me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
Can I take your picture to prove to my coworkers that perfection does exist?
Did you list “boxer” as your occupation? Because you’re a knockout client.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I’d totally wreck you.
Do you have pet insurance? because i’m about to smash your p.
Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect
Does your father sell diamonds? Because your script check was flawless.
Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.
Dr. Phil thinks you’re afraid of commitment. Sign here and let’s prove him wrong.
Excuse me, I think I dropped something. Oh, wait. Nope, that’s just your premium.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance, because I saw you and my heart stopped!