100+ Best Popular Brands Pick Up Lines

Brands pick up lines

Here is a collection of more than 100 greatest pick up lines inspired by popular big brands worldwide and other common commercial objects.

With no further ado, below is the list of the best brand names pick up lines to use for flirting which includes, funny brand names pick up lines, dirty pick up lines by brands and other similar pick up lines.

Brands Name Pick Up Lines:

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!.

Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!

I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.

Baby… your like Mastercard… seeing you is priceless.

Boy is your name homework because I’m not doing you and I should be.

Call me Mountain Dew, because when we hang we’ll have a Baja Blast.

Call Me Pooh, because all I want is you honey.

Can I double stuff your Oreo?.

Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven.

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I’m Lovin’ It.

I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

I’ll be your drum…you can beat me all night long

I’ll slime you so good you’ll think your on Nickelodeon.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’ve got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

If life was a TiVo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.

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If sexy were an Oreo, you’d be double stuffed.

If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed.

If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I’d, uh, like, really be into Adidas.

If you were a Porsche, I’d wax and ride you all over town.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

If you were any sweeter, there’d be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs.

If your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m sure feeling a strong connection.

Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!

Damn….Levis should pay you royalties.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you like hamburgers? because i’ll go in-n-out of you.

Do you like Kellogg’s? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I’ll stuff your crust.

Do you like Wendy’s.. Because your going to love Wendy’s balls slap against yo face.

Do you like Wendy’s? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendy’s nuts slide across your face.

Do you work at Dicks? Because your sporting the goods.

Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.

Do you work at McDonalds? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package.

Don’t you work at Hooters?

Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into ’em.

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Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my Happiness.

Are you a Frito because your really corny.

Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie.

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?.

Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.

Are you spring? Because you have me twitter pated.

Are you the energizer bunny because you just keep going and going through my mind.

Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat!!!

Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S’more.

Aye girl, they call me Snow Day…. Because I’m gonna get drunk and sled all over you.

Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business.

Baby your what makes Campbell soup mmm good.

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because your Hot And I’m Ready.

Baby… are you my new iPhone? Because I can’t stop staring at you in public.

If You Were A Dodge truck, I’d Ram You.

Girl is your name baseball, because I just want to hit it.

Baby.. you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u Now And Later.

Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal.

Hey.. your so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? because I’m goin cookoo for you

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Hey is your last name Chilli’s because I can see myself chewin those baby backs.

Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D.

Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?.

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.

Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight.

How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?.

How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?.

I don’t need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.

I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn.

I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

I just ate a bag of skittles want to taste the rainbow?.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?.

I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I’ll leave your breath minty fresh.

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?.

I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter.

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