Top 100 Best Tinder Pick Up Lines 2022

Are you looking for interesting, unique clever and funny Tinder pick up lines for flirting?.

Here is the list of the best Tinder pick up lines to use on your Tinder crush today.

They include dirty Tinder pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines for Tinder users, funny Tinder pick up lines among other pick up lines inspired by Tinder.

Check out the list of the greatest Tinder pick up lines below to flirt with a girl/boy tonight on the app.

Here are the best pick up lines to use on Tinder.

Tinder Pick Up Lines:

A girl like you could make a decent living selling hotdogs?
Cause apparently you really know how to make a wiener stand.

I’m trying to figure out if you’re going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list or the naughtiest girl on my nice list.

Are you Tinderela cause I’m wondering if that dress vanishes at midnight.

Is your name adenine, I’d like to get paired with U.

You’ve really got the prettiest smile on Tinder.

You must have survived the Avada Kadavra curse? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous.

Hi, I’m DNA helicase and I was asked to unzip your jeans.

How about I cook you dinner and then you can have me for breakfast.

Hey, do you like sleeping? If yes, we should probably do it together.

I don’t usually flirt, I’m just extra nice to people I find extra attractive.

I’m actually a very committed person, I did my math homework using a pen.

Once my fairy godmother asked me to choose between a long p*** and a long memory, and honestly I can’t remember my answer.

Baby, if I could rewrite the letters I’d make capital “i“ and lower case “L” more distinguishable because you can agree with me it really hard to tell them apart.

Hey, I think I’ve waited long enough…where’s my pick up line.

I can really feel your aura from miles away, I’d love to feel it up close if you don’t mind.

You probably get this a lot but you really look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi.

You’re allowed to sit on my face, while I eat my way to your heart.

I know this profile is fake but could you be a Darl and tell me the name of the models whose picture you’re using?

I know I’m probably not going to be your husband but I’m sure going to be the man you’ll be thinking about a couple years from now.

The best time to draft the answer to “how did you guys meet” is now.

Do you mind if i calculate the slope of those curves

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re Sodium fine.

Did you know 70% of the your body is made of water, I guess that explains why I’m so thirsty.

You must be a bank loan, because you have my interest.

You’re such an acute triangle.

What’s an attractive man like you doing without my number?

Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at the grocery store trying to figure out what you’d like for breakfast.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re definitely a 9, and I guess I’m the one you’re missing

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

You know the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

All I’m missing is the little spoon.

So I’m writing a book, it’s a phone book and I just realized it’s missing your number.

Soup, cereal, insert name from Tinder, these are all things I want to spoon.

I hope your phone has a GPS, because I’m totally going to get lost in those insert eye color eyes.

I almost swiped left and had a heart attack, saved it at the last minute, phew!

Do you want to come over to my place and watch p*** on my flat screen mirror?

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

You want to know what’s beautiful?  Read the first word again. 

I hope you aren’t a vegetarian, because I’d really like to meat you.

I was wondering why the sky was grey today, now I see it’s because all the blue is in your eyes. 

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious. 

A thousand painters could work for a thousand years, but they’ll still not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet a**.

I hope you like Pizza Hut? Because I’ll love to stuff your crust.

Are you from China? Because I’m China get in your pants.

I would really like it if we could swap bodily fluids. 

Is your name Daisy? Because I seem to have a sudden urge to plant you right here.

Do you like Mexican food? Cause I’d like to make you my BAE-RITTO.

You must be made of grape, cause you’re fine as wine.

My mattress is a little hard, I was hoping you could help me break it in. 

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been looking for all my life.

I’m a freelance gynecologist, when did you get your last checkup?

If you look that good in clothes, I wonder what you’d look with without them.

If I asked you to go on a date with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question? 

Your name must be gillete cause you’re the best a man can get.

I see you’re insert miles away, I thought heaven was supposed to be further

How about we skip the small talk and just do coffee instead.

Roses are red violets are blue, I see you swapped right, is that a cue?

I’ve been waiting here for hours and you still haven’t sent be your pick up line, that’s pretty rude you know.

Can you stop string at my profile and message me already.

Hey, I think you’re going to have to delete tinder soon.

What’s a sweet girl like you doing in my dirty mind.

My body has 206 bone do you mind giving me another one.

You remind me of my shower, I like to cry inside it every morning.

If I were to be a household appliance in your home, I’d be a fridge just so you keep coming back to me.

Did you hear that?…(what?) the pickup line, it’s ringing.

Hey, could you help me with the pronunciation of your number, I don’t think I’m getting it right.

A keg, the glass in an aquarium, at a**…these are all the things I’d love to tap.

Are you by any chance interested in getting an ugly boyfriend? If yes…please reply.

I  really suck at this so I’ll just buck tinder trends and let you make the first movie if that’s okay.

Are you a zero percent APR loan because I’m finding it quite difficult understanding your terms and you don’t seem to be showing any interest.

I woke up thinking today was going to be yet another boring day, and then you swiped right, so thanks.

Do you mind giving me tips on how a person like me can score a date with someone like you? If it works I’d gift you my number, I promise.

I had to run to the store quickly when I saw your photo, your beauty was so radiating I got a tan and had to go get some aloe vera.

Titanic…that’s my icebreaker, how do you do?

You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left just to find you

Well guess what? We’re a match…I guess this mean we’re dating now? I need to quickly change my relationship status on facebook. 

Hi Tinderella, I’d like to know if this shoe fits insert picture of funny looking shoe, or pretty looking shoe  

I didn’t believe in love at first swipe till I met you

They say Tinder is a numbers game… do you mind if I get yours?

We’re a match, what day do you think will be suitable for the wedding?

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10 this time 

I see you swiped right, so does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week? 

Hey, I seem to have lost my phone number, do you mind if I have yours? 

If you were ever a vegetable I guess you’d be a cutecumber.

You’re so gorgeous you made me forget a good pickup line.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.”

Would you spit or swallow my seeds, if I were a watermelon?

Quick question before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia? 

You must own a chicken farm? cause it seems you have a thing for raising c****.