50+ Best Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

Dinosaurs might not be existing anymore.. But they make some of the best pick up lines.

Here are the best dinosaur related pick up lines to use on that special someone especially if they seem to be having something about the non-existing animal, Dinosaur.

Dinosaur Pick Up Lines:

Can I play find the dinosaur in your pants?

Hello caveman, can I make your bedrock?

People say I’m a diplodocus, would you like to see my diplococcus?

You like dinosaurs, I like dinosaurs, what are we waiting for?

Archaeologists find bones but I bet no archaeologist will find the one I’d like to bury in you.

Come to my place let me make you dino-sore.

Yeah I’m a t-rex and my arms are short, but guess what? I make up for it elsewhere.

I would catch a pterodactyl for you.

I going to tyrannosaurus wreck that a** when we get home.

Hey, kiss me if I get this incorrectly, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Hey baby, you put the all in allosarus, you feel me?

You should Triassic some tenderness.

Let’s do like a brontosaurus and go to brunch together.

I want to be like a palaeontologist and explore your body.

Want to play archaeologist and dust the bone in my pants?

You can come in my pants and dig my bone up anytime.

You’re at the tricera-top of my list.

I know we’re all homo sapiens here, but how about I take you home and turn you into a homo erectus?

Let’s do a barney and Wilma, and bamm-bamm in the living room.

Are you full of C14? Cause I want to date you.

Baby I know I’m not a Flintstone but I will make your bedrock!

So whose cave yours or mine?

Come over to my place and I’ll leave you dino-sore.

Hey I got some few things you could club, over at my place.

Baby girl you’re like dino-mite.

StegosaurME and StegosaurYOU should go out on a date because Stegosaurus.

Are you going hunting because that’s a nice club under your loincloth.

You Jane and me Tarzan.

Want to have some Tyrannosaurus sex.

Leave carbon at home lets go on a date.

Girl you put the a** in Jurassic.

Ever wonder how T-rex make babies? By having T-sex want to try some.

I would love to plesiosaur you.

Hey caveman, want to come back to my place later this night and find out why I’m called erectus.

Girl your-a**-issic

I’m a palaeontologist and you must be a fossil sample because I want to date you so much.

You must be an excavation site; cause I’m digging you.

Hey, do you want to hiber-mate.

Come over here let me give you a T-rex hug (short hands).

Do you prefer a triceratops or tricerabottoms?

You must be a raptor, because I want to ride you all day.

I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if you said no to a date with me.

I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if I was a dinosaur living without you in my life.

Let’s go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.