70+ Best Pick Up Lines In Nigeria
Nigeria is one of the very few African countries with the most attractive citizens in the country.
Which means that if you are interested in a Nigerian, you will have to go an extra mile to succeed in dating a Nigerian.
But worry no more, because in this article, we have listed down the funniest, cheesiest, cutest, dirtiest and smoothest Nigerian pick up lines to use in Nigeria today.
If you have a Nigerian crush, here are the best pick up lines to flirt with your Nigerian spacial someone.
The Nigerian inspired pick up lines below are both suitable for guys who want to flirt with Nigerian girls and also ladies looking for pick up lines to flirt with men from Nigeria.
Nigerian Pick Up Lines:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Nigeria has a yellow flag.
If I was not born in Nigeria, I’d still cross the sea and the ocean just to be with you here.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.
You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Nice shirt! What’s it made of, boyfriend material?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Can I walk you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?.
