85+ Best Childish Pick Up Lines

What’s the best childish pick up lines for flirting with a girl/boy?.

If you are looking for the best childish pick up lines today, then you are in the right place.

Here is a collection of the best pick up lines that are childish inspired.

Childish Pick Up Lines:

You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?.

You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.

Wanna rub my lamp?.

Want to go for a wild ride baby? I’m a bottom.

We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

Well, here I am What are you other two wishes?.

Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?

You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart).

You know what they say about men with big noses.

You look so much like a princess, I put poison in that apple you’re eating. Let’s hope my antidote-chapstick does the trick.

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

You must be Snow White, because when I’m with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

You must have pee in your mattress because, no wait, I mean a pea in your mattress, because you’re like a princess…..oops.

You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.

You’re so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.

I’ll bippity bop you, girl.

I’ll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

I’m a beast in the sheets.

I’m the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I’m going cookoo for you.

Have you ever tried anal, it’s A Whole New World.

Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?.

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?.

Hey Cinderella let’s see if this fits.

Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?.

Hello girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter’s Laboratory – Dexter).

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?.

Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight ’cause when I come around I’ll make your dress disappear.

Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess).

I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?.

I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

I think I’d like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)

I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.

I’d like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter’s Laboratory – Dee Dee).

I’d like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

Aladdin a pastry as well.

Am I a beast? Because you’re definitely a beauty.

Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

Aren’t you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”.

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

Can I get into your cave of wonders?

Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?.

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

Don’t worry, Cinderella. I’ll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?.

Forget Aladdin, I’m thinking bout Jasmine’s carpet.

If girls were boogers, I’d pick you first.

If you were on the McDonald’s menu, I’d name you the McBeautiful.

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.

Is your name Mulan, because you’re beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.

It’s like Beauty and the Beast. I’m the Beauty you are the Beast.

Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

Mary had a little sheep. and with the sheep she went to sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.

My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Now I’ve seen everything! Well, almost everything … (Hey Arnold – Gerald).

Oh, you’re bad, bad, bad. (Magic School Bus)

One night with me, and I’ll show you a whole new world.

Sit on my face and ask me to lie… What? You’ve never been Pinocchio’d?.

There’s definitely something down there that wasn’t there before if you know what I mean.