40+ Best Shakespeare Pick Up Lines

Looking for the best Shakespeare Pick up lines to use for flirting with your crush today?.

In this article, we have a list of more than 40 funny, smart, cute, clever, cheesy and dirty Shakespeare Pick up lines.

With no particular order, here are the best Shakespeare Pick up lines for you.

Shakespeare Pick Up Lines:

You made another face after the one God gave you. I think the God-given face was better.

Will you start behaving like Titania if I start behaving like a*s?

Do you want to help me make a beast with two backs?

You look like a minister of grace.

Now that you seem to be hitting it off with that fair youth, could you please make it a three-way?

Could you make this winter of my discontent a glorious summer by going out with me?

Not to be with you: better still, to be without you.

You and the production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream both have a good bottom.

Would you say beautified was a vile phrase if I said you were the most beautified?

You gild my extolment above my comeuppance.

My soul has been charmed by your words.

Thy statements are Delphian oracles.

My worth is far exceeded by your title.

Tell me who ever loved that did not love at first sight.

All the faculties I have are yours.

On your lips, let me seal my vowed faith.

Wouldst thou hold it against me if I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty only known to heavens?

In rosy dews of kisses, I’ll bathe my lips.

With usury I’ll repay your love.

As my trousers tent my heart pines.

I’ll ever dwell by you, like your shade.

In your lips you have witchcraft.

Doubt thou that the starts are fire; doubt thou that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar; but never doubt I love.

I never saw beauty till today. Did my heart love before?

In me I have immortal longings.

Come woo me, for I am in a holiday humor and like enough to consent.

Is not that strange that I love nothing in the world so well as you?

I wish you were a sea wave, that you might ever do nothing but dance.

Chiefly that I may set it in my prayers, I do beseech you to tell me your name.

One half of me is yours; the other half yours.

I think good thoughts when I hear you praised.

Without thine companionship, dear  lady, I fearest I’d spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knowest what I mean,

More flowers I noted, yet I none could see but sweet or color it had stol’n from thee.

If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty uknown but to the heaves, would thou hold it against me?

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

Journeys end in in lovers meeting, every wise man’s son doth know.

Do me, or not do me. That is the question.

Is not that strange that I do nothing in the world so well as you?

In the barks of these trees I’ll character my thoughts.

Give me my sin again if it comes from thy lips.

I shall stand here till thou remember why you did call me back.

The very instant I saw thee, my heart flew to your service, and there it resides. Please hear my soul speak.

Forty thousand brothers, with all their quantity of love, cannot sum up my love for Ophelia.

I didn’t catch what my ex-girlfriend say before or after, but I heard her referring to our sex life as ‘sound and the fury’.

If you know what I mean and don’t mind, I’d compare thee to a summer’s night.

Have thee ever been picked up in an iambic pentameter before? I would like thee to please go out with me.

I’m thinking you look good, and there’s nothing good or bad depending on what one thinks.

Look who walked out of purgatory besides Hamlet’s dad ; they must have left the gates open.

The fault is in your eyes, not our stars. The stars are in your eyes… or something.

Hey doll, we need to go tear some sheets in my place.

Don’t give me no ado about nothing. Now. You. Me. Dance floor.