30+ Best Military Pick Up Lines

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Military Pick Up Lines:

Target acquired! weapons hot! cleared to Engage!

Are you in the Air Force? Because you are hotter than F – 22A Raptor.

Should you not be saving water by bathing with an airman?

My base of fire needs an effective weapon like you to be complete.

Am I allowed to attack your chow hall?

Would you mind if I whisty tango all over your foxtrot?

Would you permit me to prick your 119?

Hey, one o’clock. I am coming in. Over!

Would you like to see my glow stick and PT with me?

Do you happen to be a weapon? Because I am about to make you condition one.

Would you like to swab my deck?

I would love to swab your poop deck any day.

I am a red head, so I am going to have to put you on fire watch.

You did not need to say zero to make me freeze.

You do look like a rebel. Do you want to mess with government property?

There is one more person who wants you more than Uncle Sam.

Do I tell you about the pink sock?

Does your name happen to be Wagner?

Would you mind if I zero your rifle? I would love to, if you let me.

Is that your 60 or are you just happy to see me?

Would you like to apply a light coat of CLP to my barrel?

The only thing missing from your SL-3 is ME. 

You do not have to do anything, you already have a REDCON status.

Let us play war. 

They call me drill sergeant. Would you like to know why?

Hey, I think you just spilled your camel pack on me.

If you let me, I will fight for your love like I would fight for my country.

Would you like to make a trajectory at the point of intersection of our vectors?

Do you think you are up for a little tactical insertion?

Would you let me ride your torpedo?

My sight is locked on you.

Would you mind sharing my fox hole with me?

Am I permitted to shoot some rounds centre mast?

Would you like to be my AR 15 later tonight?

Let us go practice our morale, you in?.