60+ Best Online Marketing Pick Up Lines
Did you know that online marketing has made more couples than Instagram ever did?. Jk.
Here is the collection of the best, funniest, dirtiest, new and unique cheesy online marketing pick up lines.
Online Marketing Pick Up Lines:
Hey girl, if you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t want to share you with anyone.
If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you.
If you give me your email address, I’ll give you an open rate you will enjoy.
How would you like to make a 100% deliverability rate to my heart?.
I am in love with you at your title and description.
I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant.
I don’t know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you.
I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?.
I love you like a marketer loves reporting.
I will never abandon your shopping cart.
I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.
I’d like to see if your spam can make it through my filter.
I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate.
If you take me out for a romantic dinner I’ll guarantee a good ROI.
If you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t share you with anyone else.
Is that a Call To Action in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?.
Just give me a call to action button, and I will provide you with a customer of a lifetime value.
Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.
Me without you is like a marketer without analytics…lost, visionless, and confused.
My love for you is an endless session duration.
My love for you is like an infinite scroll…it’s never-ending.
My reach is wide and deep, do you want a taste?.
No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful.
Now I see why unicorns follow you everywhere…because you are a perfect quality score of 10.
Optin to my bed, and I will show you a great user experience.
So, what is the top conversion path to get you scream in bed?.
Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.
There is no frequency cap on how often I think about you.
Too soon? Maybe I will retarget you at another time.
Want to see how far my deep linking goes?.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?.
What do you say we opt-out of here and opt back to my place?.
When I look at you, I want to share more than revenue.
When ours eyes met, we had a 100% click rate.
Where is the Like button for your smile?.
You are much better than jailbait, you are my clickbait.
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because babe, we are exact matches.
You got my conversion at first sight.
You got the online coupon to my heart.
You make a great first impression, but what I really want to know is your click through rate
You must be a paid search expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.
You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day.
All my dating campaigns have been worthwhile because I have reached you.
Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend.
Are you a micro influencer? Because you got the power to convert.
Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.
Are you an influencer? Because you have made quite the impression.
Are you Shopify? Because I want to explore all of your plugins.
Babe, you have clickbaited me at first sight.
Babe, your optimization score is 10.0.
Baby, I can’t opt you out of my mind.
Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session?.
Do you care about frequency or recency? Because I can do you as often as you need, and as soon as you need it.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print.
Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs.
Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?.
Do you want a piece of this cookie? Because I would follow you everywhere.
Girl are you a smart ad campaign, because I sure think that you are worth every penny.
Girl are you into multichannel approach? Because I would like to enter you in as many ways as I can.
Girl, are you a online shopping cart that I have abandoned? Because I am seeing you everywhere.
Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you.
Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.
Girl, you are the only exact match that I need.
Girl, you got a sweet reach.
