50+ Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

We can all agree that teachers can be really attractive and sexy that we can’t help but try to hit on them.

Here is the best collection of the most funny, cheesy, romantic and dirty teachers pick up lines to flirt with a teacher in your school, gym etc…
today.

Teacher Pick Up Lines:

Hey.. teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you.

If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you.

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Is there a science classroom nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?.

Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

Bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher).

Care to evaluate each other?

Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

Hi, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher).

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?.

How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher).

I am gonna do anything to get an A.

I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher).

I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.

I’m ADD….want to help me relax?

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

Carry your bookbag?

Drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher).

Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)

Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher).

Gosh… I thought you were a student!

Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl

Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

Girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.