150+ Best Catholic Pick Up Lines
There are literally no other greatest catholic pick up lines than these ones listed in the collection of the best pick up lines inspired by catholics below.
They include funny catholic pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, smooth and clever catholic pick up lines and romantic pick up lines.
Catholic Pick Up Lines:
Catholics don’t shake hands; Catholics gotta hug.
Christ may be the bread of life, but you’re the butter.
Confess here often?.
Did I see you in line for the Passion?
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?.
Didn’t I see your face on a holy card somewhere?.
Do you believe in Divine Appointment?
Do you have my number because I think I am being called by you.
Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy
Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Do you want to be accountability partners?.
Doesn’t the Bible say to ‘greet one another with a holy kiss?.
Excuse me, is this pew taken?.
For you I would slay two Goliath.
Gee, that’s a lovely scent of incense you’re burning there.
Girl, you so fine, I’d give you up for Lent.
God has used you to teach me what true love really is
God must have spent a little more time on you!(from a song).
God told me to come talk to you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Here I am, the answer to your prayers.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altai
(for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it?.
(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
(like the other one) Wanna pray with me? holds hands Lets start with a rosar
(to a guy) Wow, big strong man like you… you must be one of God’s soldier
7 plagues is nothing compare to what I’d go through for you.
Are you a penitential season? Because I’d give up anything for you.
Are you baptismal regeneration? Because you make me feel like a new man.
Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?.
Are you the angel I have been praying for?.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Aye girl. Gimme Psalm of that.
Baby, somebody better call God, cause he’s missing an angel
Can you say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I believe you have one of my ribs…
I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?
I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as “casting my net.”
I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I have a bible verse tattoo, it’s permanent, it’s also in Latin.
I have a vocation to the married life…will you help me out?.
I have to wear sunglasses when I’m around you because your halo shines so bright.
I know a good church where we can go and talk.
I know Paul says that it’s better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.
I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
I like the black spot on your forehead.
I lost my misslette, can I borrow yours?
I love you like Abelard loved Heloise… but without the fornication, lying, public disgrace or castration.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
I sometimes write for Called to Communion. Coffee?.
I think I just met the 13th gift of the Holy Spirit.
I think I’m called to marriage, can I call you sometime?.
I think it’s cute when we’re in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.
I thought perfect matches were only made in heaven, but I am glad I found mine right here in front of me.
I totally predicted David over Goliath.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.
I would like to study the theology of your body.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I’d love to show you 50 shades of grace.
I’m doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I’d like to be Marian you
I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you
I’ve been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?.
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery.
If I had I a vocation to the priesthood and I met you… I’d still go to the seminary.
Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let’s do that again.
Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.
Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.
Hey girl. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.
Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people.
Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go? (Christmas).
Hi. My name is Will… God’s Will.
Hmm, you smell as good as St Padre Pio’s stigmata.
How about a hug, sister?
How about you and me get some fish this Friday?.
How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?.
How’s your walk with the Lord? Let’s share our hearts.
I always wanted a Josephite marriage… until I met you.
I am here for you.