30+ Best Golf Pick Up Lines
Looking for the best golf pick up lines to flirt easily with your crush?.
In this article, with the help of golfers and golf fans including golf lovers, we have combined a comprehensive list of the best golf pick up lines today.
Use this pick up lines especially during a golf tournament, in a golf course, golf clubs, during any golf event etc.
Anyone who loves or is interested in golf or golf related sports will be amazed by these pick up lines.
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Below are the best golf pick-up lines, the good thing about these pick up lines is that they can be used by both boys to pick up girls or used by ladies to pick up guys.
Golf Pick Up Lines:
I’m not Tiger Woods but I can shoot into your hole… straight!
Damn, baby girl! You’ve got the nicest rack I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you want me to pull the ball out? Or…Is it too soon?
Will a bear crap in the woods? Nah, but I’m willing to screw in them.
Hello lady, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my rom is the only fair way for this evening to end.
From the second I saw you, my shaft had a vertical angle.
Hey would you mind what you have in your jeans to be the 14th ranked golfer in the world? Because I can make that V-jay sing and weep.
Hey, were you a major in the Army? Cos each time you pass I seem to get a major salute.
How about bringing two of your friends so we can have a nice a foursome this evening?
Would you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want? I won’t rest till I shoot all.
Honey, I hope you like it hard and rough? Because I never replace my divots.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball? Because I would like to see you on a T.
I hit all 18 Holes today, now I’m so tired I can barely walk.
Boy, are you by chance a water hazard? You got me soaking wet here.
Are you kinky? I could let you do something I wouldn’t let any other person do on the PGA tour. I’ll let you beat me.
I’ll bring some friends so we could play a foursome.
Damn… Look how big his putter is. Easily as thick as my wrist.
My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?
Oh you only have a threesome? Mind if I join for a complete game?
So baby, what’s it gonna be today, Skins? Or Stroke Play?
To begin, stand still and spread your legs shoulder width. Yes, that’s the first step to a successful golf swing
I just finished a round of golf, shot all 18 holes. Do you wanna be my 19th and best hole today?
I only play in the short grass, but if it is not available, a bed of sand is okay too.
My Tiger, I promise to polish your shaft and lick clean your balls in this new golf season. Just make sure you shoot my holes daily.
Tonight I’m a bit tired, so how about we just play your backside?
See how I pound these range bells? That’s just how I’m gonna pound you.
I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy shaft.
I’m still working on my method, but I think I have a pretty good swing especially with my long club.
I’ve got some news. I like to go low always.
Is that my golf bag in your pants? I just finished a hard game and I would like to put my wood in there.
It takes some balls to play golf, luckily I never run out of them.