50+ Best Mormon Pick Up Lines
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Here is the list collection of the greatest Mormon pick up lines today.
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Mormon Pick Up Lines:
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Hey babe, what’s your PB lineage?
Hey wanna see my seer stones?.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s a ring, let’s get married maybe?.
Hey, is it just me or are we destined to be married?.
Hey, what’s your name? [Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar… I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing.
Hey…let’s be like Joseph Smith, and score some ladies by creating our own religion.
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.
I bet you’re even prettier in temple white.
I can be your scripture hero.
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive Armeggedon with.
I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
I don’t think you’re worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you’re smoking.
I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together.
I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.
I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.
I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
I know god made all of his daughters beautiful, but man did he go over the top with you, gorgeous.
I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at angel Moroni.
I went on a mission tirp, and all I did was end up mission you.
I’m sorry, but you don’t just have a sweet spirit… If you know what I mean.
If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
If you show me your Urim, I’ll show you my Thummim.
If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.
Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?.
Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.
Is your name virtue? Because you garnish MY thoughts unceasingly.
My Liahona pointed to you.
My love for you is like shiz’s last breath, I just can’t hold it in.
The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”)”.
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
Wanna be a sister wife?.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Am I dreaming… or are you a revelation?.
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you
Are those kolob pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world
Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi’s breast plate?.
Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you an angel? Because whenever I’m around you I strongly feel the spirit.
Are you lost ma’am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here.
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you go to EFY? Because I am epecially for you.
Does your Dad wear a baker’s hat? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?.
Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.