25+ Best Tree Pick Up Lines

Tree top, tree leaves, trees with thones, forest full of trees, short or tall trees, you name it.

These are currently the best Tree Pick Up Lines today.

If you want to flirt using a funny tree pick up line or dirty, clever or even cheesy tree pick up lines.

Look no further, because below is the list of more than 25 funny tree pick up lines for you.

Tree Pick Up Lines:

Sweetheart, I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree. 

If you are looking for a tree topper then you have me because people say I am a star on top. 

If you were a maple tree, I would tap you. 

Are you a tree? Because I care about you. 

Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it. 

Allow me call you a cherry tree, but not because of those fruits on your chest. 

If you were a tree and I were a squirrel I would store my nuts in your hole. 

You may fall from a tree, but the coolest way to fall would be to fall for me. 

You must be a tree planting hero because you inspire me to plant my seeds in your garden. 

You are like an endangered redwood tree to me: strong and tall. Can I hug you?

If you were a tree, I would conduct research to recycle you so that we could go on several dates. 

You are like an incredible natural forest that needs to be saved from industrialization because you are such a beauty. 

I’m told trees prevent global warming. How about we start a tree planting project with you? 

Are you a wood product that keeps the house cool in the summer and warm in the winter? Because I want to have you in my house. 

Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you. 

I bet trees stop and look at you in awe. 

This place doesn’t have plenty of trees. Mind taking a shower with me to conserve water?

You are so cool. I bet you help the trees prevent global warming.

Were it not for you and the trees all the ice in the poles would have melted. You are so cool.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love. 

If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees. 

You must be an environmentalist because you are so eco-friendly. 

If you were a tree hugger would you mind some wood?

If you were a tree, you would be an evergreen. From the first time I saw you; you have been looking this good.