100+ Best Pick Up Lines In Canada

Here are more than 100 funny, cheesy, dirty and cute Canadian pick up lines to flirt with some in Canada.

Most of these pick up lines will only work or be well understood in Canada.

If you want to flirt with a Canadian today, here are the best pick up lines to use on your crush in Canada.

Love and Relationship in Canada is a big deal, so you want to flirt the right way if you are interested in dating a woman or even a Canadian guy.

With that being said, below is the list of the greatest Canadian pick up lines for you.

Canadian Pick Up Lines:

Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.

I want to Winnipeg your Regina.

You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.

I’m going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.

You: Are you good at math?
Them: No (or Yes)
You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting

You give me an Assiniboiner.

My body is.. Yours to discover.

Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I’d tap that.

I’ll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.

Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.

You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve got me moist.

I won’t quit until Huron top of me.

My feelings for you are Montreal.

Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I’d frack you.

Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?

Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Can I hiber-mate with you?

You look sexy even in layers.

Girl, you’re thicker than Baffin Island.
I really caribou-t you

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

I seem to have lost my number.. can I have yours?

I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?

You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute

Bulls aren’t the only thing I know how to ride.

Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you’ve got there.

Once you’ve had Alberta beef, you’ll never go back.

You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.

Girl, you’re such a Banff Bad Ass.

I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.

On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Quebec wants to ban pit bulls… Except for the one in my pants.

You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.

You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.

I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.

I’ll show you my Hopewell Rock if you show me your Bay of Fundy.

Woodstock? I’ve got a lot of wood stocked.

Girl, you are Sussex-y.

I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.

I’m a high tide and I’m looking to smash.

I’ll get your tides flowing.

Are you a Bluenoser? ‘Cause you’re a dime.

You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.

Baby, do you like Theodore Tugboat and tug.

I can last the entire Cabot Trail.

I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.

A fiddle isn’t the only thing my fingers know their way around.

My game is just like Alexander Keith’s: “Those who like it, like it a lot.”

Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.

Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.

I can name something that’s longer than Confederation Bridge.

The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.

Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!

You look like a vision in your dress tartan.

Wanna churn butter with me?

You’re a beluga in this sea of cod.

I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.

Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?

Newfoundland isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard.

Have you ever been fishing? ‘Cause we should hook up sometime.

Do you like whales? ‘Cause we can go hump back at my place.

I’m gonna make you say “Yes b’y” all night.

Can I explore your Northwest Passage?

You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.

I’m not wearing any long johns.

Yukon check out my Klondike any time.

You couldn’t cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.

I won’t take no for an answer. I’m having Nunavut.

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

I don’t play football, but I’m definitely a rough rider.

We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.

My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.

Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.

My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?

Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Let’s procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.

Churchill isn’t the only place where you can pet a polar bear.

Will you be the Flin to my Flon?

I put the “man” in Manitoba.