60+ Best Soccer (Football) Pick Up Lines 2023

One of the most loved sports in the world is football/soccer.

So what better way to flirt with your special someone than using football pick up lines.

In this article, we have listed down the best and most relatable soccer pick up lines.

Use these soccer pick up lines to flirt with your crush especially if they are into football.

They include, funny soccer pick up lines, cheesy football pick up lines, dirty pick-up lines among other great football pick up lines.

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Football/Soccer Pick Up Lines:

Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.

Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.

I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.

You drive me crazy like only the best game I watched could do.

I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top mostly but I’ll finish fourth

Push me away but expect me to push harder because I am a great player.

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.

Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.

Are you Neymar? Cause I’m trippin’ and fallin’ for you.

I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.

Ever wondered why people call me the shooter? I can score from any angle

I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.

I’m willing to sweat blood for you because you are my goal.

I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.

Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.

You are beautiful, equally beautiful as the beautiful game.

Can you be my life aside from the beautiful game?

I can be Arsenal and you can be Chelsea. I’m just saying tonight, I am gonna screw you hard.

Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart.

Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I’m gonna screw you hard!

I can score more often than the average soccer player.

If you were a soccer ball, I would learn how to play with your body perfectly.

Are you Ashley Young? The way you speed into my heart is mind blowing.

Are you David Beckham? Come let’s practice some free kicks from the bed.

Are you sure you’re not Messi? You got me dribbling all over you tonight.

Are you Suarez? I can let you bite me all night.

I am Valdes. I can teach you to handle balls like a pro.

Tonight baby, I can be Spain and you can be Wales. I mean I’m gonna screw you hard!

I am a footsie pro because I play football all the time.

May I be one of the guys in your box?

May I shoot a few times at your goal?

Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some good head dear.

Did you know I’m the Ronaldinho of lovers? But I’ll never dribble you.

Did you know how good you look in short pants?

Don’t worry honey, I don’t Bite, I’m no Suarez.

Ever wondered why people call me the shooter? I can score from any angle

Don’t say you have a boyfriend. That there is a goalie doesn’t mean I can’t score.

I can curve it better than beckham. Come lay back let’s try.

I can do 90 minutes without break and if there’s need for extra time, I’ll only need your milk.

I score more than the average soccer player. Try a few of my shots.

I got the hands of god and some other body parts from the devil. But when I use them on you, you’ll feel like you are at the Champion league final.

I know you love playing soccer, but would you play a soccer lover?

I like Ronaldo, but I’d like to get Real Messi with you on your back.

Like Ballack, I want to practice some penalty kicks with you.

I must say you’re much more beautiful than the beautiful game. 

I would like to see you alone in the locker room without the fans and coaches and players.

Let’s get some action, I want you shooting in my post.

If you take off your shirt I won’t give you a yellow card.

I’m at my best during extra time.

If you were a soccer ball, I would learn how to play with your body perfectly.

Baby if you were a soccer ball, I would never shoot. For I would always miss you.

Is your name Van Persie? Because you’re Robin my heart.

Ever wondered why people call me the shooter? I can score from any angle

Don’t say you have a boyfriend. That there is a goalie doesn’t mean I can’t score.

Hey boy, are you Vincent? Because I really need your Company tonight.

Hey, baby. I swear I can get you wet without using my hands. 

You know in soccer we can’t score with hands but my head is good.

I can bet you only play soccer because you’re a keeper.

I can play any position in soccer but my favorite is striking because I get to score a lot of goals.